Roadies! - Bang Bus

Well fellas.. we all at one time or another... have come in touch with a particular type of woman... those that only care about fame and fortune.... pretty much a broad that'll sword swallow a security guard to get backstage ... THE GROUPIE... and who else would be better qualified to exploit" the situation.. as I've been accused of recently.. than Yours Truly.... HAHAHAHAHAHA.... sorry... I get a little out of hand at times... So we roll up on this broad as she's waiting for a ride to get to some concert in downtown Miami.... hoping to sneak in and accept donations for the lo... cal sperm bank.... We ask her if she'd mind getting going with us because we were on our way there..... BANG! She gets in... BANG! She gets out of her clothes.. BANG! BANG ! BANG! .. loud gestures of ecstacy bounce of our vans walls... LIFE IS SWEET! In the end... we just couldn't keep on with the charade.. for this chick at least.. and did the classic Denny's run.. if you don't know what that is... ask any 17-24 year old in your life... and if they don't know.. it's a sad day... ENJOY ! The Dirty One.."   Read more